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i'm a prince and i live in a car 

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.
i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand

I’m a fucking race car driver 

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else
*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver

I’m a Carrot 

Cool Person: Hey bro I’m a fuckin carrot.

In this scenario the cool person says I’m a carrot
I’m a Carrot by Goat Crap October 31, 2020

cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store 

When you are getting ready to dance like its nobodies buisness out in the club/bar.
Dude, I cant wait to get to Brew Bakers tonight! Imma cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store!

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Yeaaahh, me to
I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands