I'll kill you

Used to express opposition or disagreement by someone who really is powerless to do anything against what you are about to do.

A false threat, unless used by a Hell's Angels during a gang war.

1. I swear I'll kill you if you touch my chocolate bar.
2. I'll kill you if you sleep with my boyfriend.

I'll kill you by Tim_ May 17, 2009

i'll kill you

"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."

Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.

i'll kill you by authOOr August 23, 2006

I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.

Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.

I'll Kill You Later Smile by Opinionated Webster June 2, 2016

I'LL KILL YOU ALL 

The phrase uttered right before one person's heart is pierced with a metal object. This phrase can also be used to describe the feeling one gets after they run out of pie.

Person 1: We're out of pie, fuck.
Person 2: What do you mean we're out of pie? Fuck that! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

I'LL KILL YOU ALL by Not Gibby December 19, 2007

I'll kill your face 

A combination of kill yourself and your face generally used to threaten.

Person #1: ...it could be very erotic if you tried it.
Person #2: Don't even go there.
Person #1: But it-
Person #2: I'll kill your face!

I'll kill your face by Zamfir June 19, 2004

ill kill you 

1. a signal that youve done something very very very wrong.

2. the cue to haul ass.

3.a consequence of doing something very very very wrong and you now need to haul ass.

1. "i peed in your pool."
"ill kill you"
2."shit, dude i just got cought by my girlfriends dad."
(shotgun reloading noise) "ILL KILL YOU!!!!!"

ill kill you by {[M]}{[1]} October 25, 2004