Hyper stalk

To obsessively stalk someone

A:hey you’ve seen Harry styles new post

B: yea lol I’ve seen all

A:wow are you hyper stalking him

by Vona April 30, 2020

Hyper-stalk

/hīpər-stôk/ (v.)
Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.

Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.

A: "Dude, I was totally hyper-stalked by Edward!"
B: "No way!? What a total creep!"

by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025