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Hyper Sonic 

Using the 7 Super Emeralds, Sonic the Hedgehog could transform into Hyper Sonic after collecting 50 rings.
He was faster, stronger, could jump higher than,
and over-all out perform Sonic's other form,
Super Sonic.
After finding the 7 Chaos Emeralds,
Sonic took them to the Master Emerald
where they were powered up into Super Emeralds.
Hyper Sonic as only appeared twice,
first in Sonic 3&Knuckles(genesis)
and then in Sonic Mega Collection(GCN,PS2,XBX), but that doesn't count.
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Hyper Sonic 

Whiter than your average hedgehog, whiter than silver himself

Hyper Sonic! Hyper Sonic! Look guys! He has sparkles around him!
Fun Fact: Hyper Sonic was cancelled due to being able to give people seizures on his flashing body.
Hyper Sonic by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

hypertonic osmosis 

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.
My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.
hypertonic osmosis by ImGoated April 7, 2021

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush 

Found only in Argentina. Side-effects include 'Thinking you are hatching from an egg.'
we smokin on dat hypertonic chinchillamoose kush. chea dat good shit

Hypersonic 

Irrelevant Ak skin which is overpriced and no one wants.
Hypersonic is dead.
Hypersonic by aldored March 22, 2019

hypertonic 

pertaining to literary narrations that exhibit vomitous superfluity
Hypertonic fiction is magical realism gone wrong: it is when (post-Satanic Verses) Rushdie, in trying to achieve Marquez, bloats magic/metaphor to a point where a reader's "suspended disbelief" droops into profound mistrust.
hypertonic by Sabrina Sadique December 15, 2008

Hypersonic 

Irrelevant AK skin which is overpriced and no one likes.
Hypersonic is shit.
Hypersonic by aldored March 22, 2019