Hush baby

noun - Term for an attractive male with whom one would have sex with, but no further attachment due to his low intellect.

"I don't think I can go out with him, he looks like a hush baby".

"I'm sick of dating intellects, tonight I'm looking for a hush baby".

"My last boyfriend was a serious 'hush baby', I need to meet someone with half a brain"

Hush baby by Tray a day February 19, 2013

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Hush Baby

The physical embodiment of everything you have ever dreamed of in a sexual partner realized in someone you meet, only to discover they have shit for brains and nothing to contribute to any remotely normal, intelligent conversation....or any conversation at all for that matter. I.E hot and stupid.

The character Kelso from That 70's Show. At least 65 percent of models. "I met this total hottie at Peachtree Tavern the other night, unfortunately, a total hush baby. But maybe if I gag him, we can still BONE."

Hush Baby by K. Davis of Sunshine&Cornchips February 8, 2009

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Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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