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The insignificant other. The husband that has given up all sense of individuality and independence to keep his wife happy.
We know who wears the pants in that relationship, John is such a husbeen.
Husbeen by Porter.im December 29, 2009
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hasbeend 

An ex-husband that is a lower-life form than a wasband. wasbandex
The hasbeend called & wants to play Who Wants To Be a Jackass, again.
hasbeend by @trick_or_tweet November 11, 2009
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In direct opposition to a wannabe, a popular musician, singer or rock star who is no longer popular but still acts like it.
The club owner says to a fledgling rock band,"This club books more wannabees than hasbeens because we support our local talent. You've got the gig."
hasbeen by dearhearts November 4, 2003

All County [Hasbeen] 

Someone who was decent in high school sports, and thinks it is still relevent years later. Refuses to admit problem when confronted, instead claims jealousy.
Sup Bro is an All County Hasbeen, hanging on to memories from high school football from the mid-90's.
someone who USED to be famous but now is nothing more than a puss with nothing better to do than try to get back in business
David - Yo nigga did u see "Rock Of Love" last night?
Kenny - Naa son Bret Michaels is a fuckin hair straightening, eye liner wearing, spray on tanned douche bag hasbeen.
hasbeen by sal flip February 5, 2008
Someone who graduates from high school and can't except the fact that they are no longer in high school and continue to hang around with high schoolers. They cant move on and continue to hang around their hometown. Never leaving. #losers #moveonewithyourlife #kendra
Kendra is such a hasbeen. Oh my gosh are they ever go leave, like stop being a hasbeen.
Hasbeen by Realbitch00 February 18, 2017
an outdated/redundant apple macintosh product up to and inclueding usually only 6 months old from new. Society, peers and retail stores pressure us to update to the new 'i' product the instant it is released.
"Dude I camped outside Dick Smith last night so i could be the first fuckwit with the i-pad 5"
" snap out of it ya stooge! dont you realise you will be back there in 6 months camping out again when it becomes an

i-hasbeen"
i-hasbeen by chrisee t November 9, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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