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Husband Dick 

Dick you could take everyday for the rest of your life , so much so you’d make the man with it your husband. Husband Dick is usually around 7-8 inches with a decent amount of girth.

Husband Dick should not be confused with Boyfriend Dick or Vacation Dick.
Friend #1: So how was it with chad last night???

Friend #2: I swear he had Husband Dick! I might just have to marry him!
Husband Dick by PooopSockk June 5, 2023

Husband Dick 

A penis that’s not quite vacation dick, but not small enough to be boyfriend dick. Husband dick is usually 7-8 inches with a good amount of girth. Husband dick hits so well you’d make the man your husband.
Friend 1: So how was it last night, with Chad???

Friend 2: It was soooooo good he had Husband Dick, I might just have to make him mine
Husband Dick by PooopSockk June 5, 2023

Toxic Husband Dick

Looking at this description the words alone oppose each other but in the mind of a woman this is the dream... Husband dick isnt exciting but its consistently good above average that she doesnt wanna share.. toxic dick is typical the greatest compliment u can get from a woman when it comes to sex bcuz ur instrument alters her personality... soo when combined, u have above average dick that drives her mad... This is was discovered in the year 2026... i hope that many more of u fellas can unlock this new level.
Betsy cant leave Teddy alone bcuz he got that Toxic Husband Dick & shes not ready to let go of it..
Toxic Husband Dick by Teddyblue August 23, 2026
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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