Husband Dick

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A dick that you could take all day, everyday for the rest of your life.

Damn he sure does have a husband dick.

That’s the same dick i want for the rest of my life ‘husband dick’

Husband Dick by dll1302 December 13, 2021

Words you can keep

Husband Dick

Dick you could take everyday for the rest of your life , so much so you’d make the man with it your husband. Husband Dick is usually around 7-8 inches with a decent amount of girth.

Husband Dick should not be confused with Boyfriend Dick or Vacation Dick.

Friend #1: So how was it with chad last night???

Friend #2: I swear he had Husband Dick! I might just have to marry him!

Husband Dick by PooopSockk June 5, 2023

Husband Dick

A penis that’s not quite vacation dick, but not small enough to be boyfriend dick. Husband dick is usually 7-8 inches with a good amount of girth. Husband dick hits so well you’d make the man your husband.

Friend 1: So how was it last night, with Chad???

Friend 2: It was soooooo good he had Husband Dick, I might just have to make him mine

Husband Dick by PooopSockk June 5, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026