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Husband Dick 

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Dick you could take everyday for the rest of your life , so much so you’d make the man with it your husband. Husband Dick is usually around 7-8 inches with a decent amount of girth.

Husband Dick should not be confused with Boyfriend Dick or Vacation Dick.
Friend #1: So how was it with chad last night???

Friend #2: I swear he had Husband Dick! I might just have to marry him!
Husband Dick by PooopSockk June 5, 2023
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Husband Dick 

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A penis that’s not quite vacation dick, but not small enough to be boyfriend dick. Husband dick is usually 7-8 inches with a good amount of girth. Husband dick hits so well you’d make the man your husband.
Friend 1: So how was it last night, with Chad???

Friend 2: It was soooooo good he had Husband Dick, I might just have to make him mine
Husband Dick by PooopSockk June 5, 2023
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Foot prisons 

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
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cornholio 

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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mickey mousing

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026
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Haram ball

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
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