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Hung like a French man 

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Having the perfect size penis, above average but not too large, the perfect pleasing size normally about 16.5 to 19 cm(6.5 to 7.4 in) of length and 13 to 14.5cm (5.11 to 5.70) of circumference, the testicles also have to be a nice and proportionate size. (Also abbreviated HLFM)
1.After we had sex she said that I was Hung like a French man.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.
Hung like a French man by Batwen July 12, 2019
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Hung like a French man 

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A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of every woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of a dude , he was a real dream, Hung like a French man.
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Hung like a French man 

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A guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this dude. He was a real dream, hung like a french man.
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Hung like a French man 

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A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this guy , he was a real dream, hung like a French man.
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abandonware 

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n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
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Foot prisons 

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
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cornholio 

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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