Humpas 

A fruit made up of water and feces

Did you smell that? It smells like humpas

Humpas by Soupysoup21 March 29, 2020

Humpster Fire 

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

Humpster Fire by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

Humpany

-noun- a hump or bootycall that comes over to not only hump but hang out for a bit too. similar to a friend with benefits but s/hes not a really a friend, they are just good at pillow talk.

"oh no, you can't come over to visit, i have humpany coming over tonight"

Humpany by BAMBIE July 18, 2007

Humpalicious 

Someone that you find extremely attractive. A person you want to "hump" is humpalicious. You call a person humpalicious that you think is hot.

Girl 1: "Oh My God!!! That guy over there is really hot!!!"
Girl 2: "Yea!! He is so humpalicious!!!"

Humpalicious by **ViCiOuS** October 26, 2010

Humpshartwhale 

When you lie on your front. When you have diarrhoea and shart into the air.

“Omg i just humpshartwhale”

Humpshartwhale by Ionadick October 13, 2019

Humpsuit 

The clothing you wear exclusively to dry hump someone.

Yo, I went to Stacey’s house last night wearing my humpsuit

Humpsuit by rjb88 July 18, 2018

humasnaklobfly 

Humasnaklobfly, meaning a cross beetween a Human, Snake, Lobster, and a Fly.

We have Spotted the rare Humasnaklobfly

humasnaklobfly by Garry Stewart September 2, 2008