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Hump n' Trump 

Hump n' Trump =

When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.
'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'

' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'

'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'

'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'
Hump n' Trump by Bojrezo June 13, 2016
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Trump'n'hump 

This is a sexual act in which a man inhales crushed orange tic tacs that are placed on the buttock of a Slavic model, and posts mysoginistic comments on Twitter during or immediately before the encounter.
I met this model yesterday, and I asked her if she wanted to Trump'n'Hump
Trump'n'hump by Cheek_and_sarcasm November 10, 2016
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