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hammel toe 

A hammel toe is basically a camel toe but it's with a fat and lesbian pussy.
Irene has a hammel toe because she is fat and plays softball.
hammel toe by Edu calvo October 21, 2015
An alternative phrase for ‘pain in the cunt’ which can be used to describe someone who’s as numb as fuck and gets right up your fanny.
I’m sick of him talking to me. He’s nothing but a Hammeltoe.

Six friend requests in an hour? Why doesn’t he get the message! Bloody Hammeltoe.
Hammeltoe by bannedfromourgroup March 21, 2020