Humpfy

When someone, usually passionate about something, is told a fact that disproves them and they know it's true, which leads to the disproven person becoming quiet and non-responsive.

Person 1: Dude, whales are fish!
Person 2: Whales are mammals. I just googled it.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Dude you're humpfy now.

Person 1: ...

Humpfy by Lil Osvatian December 30, 2016

Thomas Humpfy 

The biggest hypocrite to ever live and a giant cunt to boot. It is the evolution of any Tom but with some coke or Pepsi and one too many burgers you too could become a over weight twat as well. It takes great pride in hurting others feelings and thrives of attention. If you see one walk at a brisk speed as it will not be able to keep up

This twat is such a Thomas humpfy

Thomas Humpfy by Thesaltyseaseal February 28, 2019

Homify 

Attempting to make someone as gay as you are.

Jimmy tried to homify me by asking me to play My Little Ponies with him.

Homify by BodingaDog December 17, 2011

hummify 

V. To cake mercilessly in delicious hummus.

"We were eating hummus with our hands at Katzinger's and Rhianan had to hummify her camera to capture the moment."

hummify by The Angry Vegetarian September 8, 2005

hugify 

Hugify, This username is one of kind and is rarely used. However for people who do use this name they are some the biggest liars, trolls, Small Dick Energy type of people you will ever meet. If you are able to befriend one of them you would most likely be subjected to racism and a barrage of insults. They are also very untrustworthy due to their constant lying but somehow make "good" leaders. Hugifys are also considered Weebs due to them watching and wanting to be the characters in the various kinds anime, hentai, lolicon, etc.

Hugify Is a shitty liar and massive weeb.

hugify by ShinyEkans April 6, 2020

HumfyHumfyHumf

An expression of melancholy. Usually expressed when a negative turn of events occur or when the end of a pleasurable experience is pending.

Not to be confused with "HumptyDumptyDump", which is Norwegian for "I need to go to the toilet".

To be used in an echo format, to convey a feeling of like-mindedness.

Person1: "I want to snoes some more... HumfyHumfyHumf..."
Person2: "HumfyHumfyHumf..."

HumfyHumfyHumf by Cobus August 6, 2004

Humidy

A mixture of humanity and comedy.

Man, shits dark right now.

The world needs more humidy.

Humidy by Skilosunxx February 12, 2023