human bean 

A sympathetic but emotionless bean-eater that has seen all the goods and bads in humanity, and is willing to make sacrifice(s) to fulfil something that is greater than the value he or she places on himself/herself because of a strong sympathy on other beings.

He is a real human bean.

human bean by HY371c May 3, 2018

Human Bean 

Meaning: "Human Being". As spoken by similar intellects that say "Every Think", instead of "Everything".

Similarly, "Bean" may be substituted for "Been" in written form.

Look, I'm a human bean too, it seems everythink I say has bean ignored, init?

Human Bean by maudibe June 23, 2017

human bean 

A person who is addicted to beans and more specificly jelly beans.

I'm turning into a human bean - I had 4 packets of jelly beans yesterday.

human bean by Eli-bean August 5, 2007

human bean 

tyler joseph from the popular band twenty one pilots

+ hey tf is wrong with this tyler guy
- oh he’s a human bean that must be why.

human bean by _anathemma_ September 28, 2021

Human bean 

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.

BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

Human bean by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

Human Bean

1. (v.) The act of masturbating, specifically relating to female anatomy (clitoral stimulation). A playful, punny spin-off of the phrase "flicking the bean," inspired by the drive-thru coffee franchise of the same name.

2. (n.) A person who is currently, or is known for, engaging in said solo act.

Example 1
"Hey, I'm heading out to visit the Human Bean. Want me to grab you a double shot of espresso, or should I just come back looking refreshed and exhausted?"

Example 2
Mark: "Where's Jessica? She's been 'getting coffee' at the Human Bean for like forty-five minutes."
Chloe: "Oh, honey, she's not waiting in the drive-thru line. She’s at home practicing self-care."

Human Bean by Mayor_Gago June 11, 2026

human bean juice 

Another term for blood. Used by Rorschach in the graphic novel Watchmen.

(Pointing to a blood stained button...)
Nite Owl: "What is that, bean juice?"
Rorschach: "Yeah, human bean juice."

human bean juice by ozymandius113 April 25, 2009