Hugh MacMaster has a penis so large, he has to use a custom made condom. when entering other countries he has to declare his penis as a weapon of mass destruction, currently enlisted in the army his penis is regarded as a nuclear bomb as when he spurts semen entire cities can be leveled by the sheer torrent of the semen.
by BBC123456789 October 26, 2020
Get the Hugh Macmastermug. His Dad is a pilot, he knows how to fly a plane up a woman. Let's just say he got it from his Dad...
by Hugh Macmaster October 26, 2020
Get the Hugh Macmastermug.