Hover

To piss all over the toilet seat. Women do this in order to make the toilet seat a disgusting mess, and secondly to encourage further hovering by subsequent users of the toilet.

The toilet seat is a disgusting mess because the last five girls that used it all hovered.

by M.C. Sarbanes-Oxalot March 19, 2008

hoverability

the degree to which one can successfully hover their asscheeks over and take a crap on top of the, by now, absolutely disgusting pile of shit that builds up in most port-a-potties on the closing days of a music festival or other widely attended event. not having your asscheeks touch the seat is a key concept of hoverability.

"good god, that port-a-john is disgusting. how the hell did you use that thing?"

"i've got good hoverability, bro."

by polecat13 June 29, 2009

Hovering

Hovering is the feeling you have when you're almost high or when you're coming down from being high; it's the marijuana equivalent of being buzzed when drinking.

Friend: Are you high, man?
You: Nah I'm just hovering.

Yo I think I need some more weed, I'm starting to hover.

by Bob Harrelson July 20, 2011

Hoverate

What a female does above a commode that she does not wish to sit on while taking care of her business.

The bathroom at the gas station was so bad she had to hoverate over the toilet.

by mgbplt July 7, 2011

Hovering

A sexual practice in which the penis is inserted either partially or fully in the vagina, but no thrusting is allowed. The rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one's number of sexual partners low. This is reportedly popular among Christian youth.

She told me we couldn't have sex, but she was down for hovering!

by malc. xtasy August 28, 2007

Hovering

Although traditionally defined as "to remain suspended over a place or object". In the Flossy (A neighborhood in Canarsie, Brooklyn) the term Hovering refers to elevating above the haters and the opposition. It is to state with emphasis, that you are not on my level, I am on another level.

When I win the Mega Million I am going to be hovering on these lames with small change.

by KisaKisa November 4, 2013

hover

Hovering is the act of squatting like a helicopter over a dirty toilet seat in order to prevent from having to put your bum down.

I had to take a crap in the Exxon's bathroom but had to hover because some dumb shit pissed all over the seat.

by Sharter428 July 29, 2008