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House points

Useless crap used to make teachers pets feel better and to make it seem like teachers aren't always dishing out detentions like oprah.

Mainly used in british schools.
Teacher: " here u go jimmy, have a house point for ur good behaviour"

Student: "miss can i go to the toile...."

Teacher: " YoU ShOuTeD OuT!!! DeTeNtIOn!!!"

house points are for good students/pushovers
by 69Jeff 420 September 25, 2019
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Ten Points to (harry potter house here)

Used when someone does something good or impressive that deserves recognition. Usually depends on the type of person they are then you can choose the house they go into
Jen: DUDE I JUST GOT US TICKETS TO MUSE UPFRONT

Sonia: NO JOKE Ten Points to (harry potter house here)

*since jen is super smart she would be ravenclaw
by Tara I'm Terrible December 15, 2010
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point your house

CB slanguage for, "turn your antenna".
He asked if I could point my house at him more, but I said it was omnidirectional.
by Downstrike August 31, 2005
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