House Horny
A state of intense, irrational desire to own real estate, where a buyer becomes so desperate to purchase a home that they completely abandon logic, financial discipline, and common sense.
I know the roof is caving in and it’s right next to a highway, but Matt is so house horny right now that he just put in an offer $50k over asking!
House Horny by Aye liv May 18, 2026
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