Hotsock

An extremely attractive and/or sexually appealing female.

That Hotsock over there sure is fiiiine.

by Lyss Zint December 27, 2003

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

hotcocks

Hotcakes made with cock sauce or covered in cock sauce. Considered a delicacy in Potter County.

They're selling like hotcocks!

by cahootsk October 9, 2008

houston hotpocket

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep

My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.

by Kooch30 January 29, 2010

Mini Hot Sock

When you blow a load in a condom then remove it and slap the girl silly with it.

I forgot my tube sock in my Camaro so I could not give the ho a Hot Sock, so I gave her a mini hot sock...

by CougarMILF1969 March 10, 2009

Hotcock

A word, predominately used by homosexuals, to indicate romantic relations or wish for intercourse.
(Hot-kok)

Guy 1: Hey hotcock!
Guy 2: Let's fuck

by RainbowTank June 5, 2022