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hot sausage roll 

The act of defecating into your own hand and proceeding to masturbate with the same hand
"Aw bro that chick was so hot I couldn't resist a hot sausage roll in the corner'
hot sausage roll by Holy mouley August 17, 2016
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Hot sausage roll 

Hot sausage roll - when you shit in your hand and then have a wank
"Dude I had the best hot sausage roll last night"
"Me too bro"
Hot sausage roll by Holy mouley August 24, 2016

hot sausage roll 

A hot sausage roll is when you defecate in your hand and proceed to masturbate
Bro that was a sick hot sausage roll you just pulled , big load
hot sausage roll by Holy mouley August 24, 2016
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