Hot Waffle

You take some laxitives and shit on someones chest through a tennis racket.

Man, James passed out last night so I have him a Hot Waffle

by penisdemil0 May 05, 2009

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A sex act where, during a threesome with two other women, a man must get all of his 'man batter' into all of the womens' orifaces.

My husband and I met up with Stephanie last night and boy did he give us a good hot waffle!

by Tallski July 21, 2009

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That woman totally gave me a hot waffle, it was delicious.

by OsuJustice January 02, 2010

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hot waffle

Taking a dump on your girlfriends chest (a cleveland steamer) and immediatly smacking the poo pile with a tennis or badmitten raquet.

I'm glad Sally left her tennis raquet by the bed... I was able to turn a boring cleveland steamer into a hot waffle. It was great!

by toregon January 05, 2011

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Like if Rooney just scored an epic goal winning the world cup. The boys in the crowd would be like that was well hot waffle.

by L3RONE December 06, 2010

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Popular breakfast in Europe, often served alongside standard Belgian waffles and hookers.

Dude, I just got back from the Netherlands, and this hot waffle thing--it was totally a syrup-filled bong!!! Everything's better in Holland.

by Colbert Viewer February 28, 2008

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The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.

The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.

by beerman22 August 26, 2013

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