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Hot Sack-Lunch 

When one defecates in a brown paper lunch sack, closes it, sets it upon a porch or stoop and sets it ablaze! Then the lighter Rings the bell or knocks upon the door and runs to a safe bush or shrubbery within viewing distance. The lightee is supposed to be frightened into stomping the sack out ending up with hot smelly poo all over their shoes. Numnumnumnmnum!

Also known as "Brown Bagging It"
Dude, I just left Mr. Robinson a Hot Sack-Lunch!!!!!
He Brown Bagged Him?SWEET!!
Hot Sack-Lunch by ZD-Unit December 9, 2008

Hot Sack 

Emergency shitting into a plastic grocery sack. Drop pants, bend over, and try to catch your shit in the hot sack. Pull the sack handles to your hips and shoot. Possible deviation would be a double bagger for spray and pray moments.
With no exit in sight, I had to pull over on the highway and hot sack it after that gas station burrito.
Hot Sack by Hellraiser2 December 28, 2023

hot wet sack 

When a perfectly delightful knee is bent over a perfectly wonderful leg; with a hot wet sack of dez nuts or a elegantly shaped pair of humanities future calmly resting on relaxed knee - waiting to meet the better half.
The package was lowered onto my knee creating a hot wet sack wrapping my aching knee in warmth and kindness.
hot wet sack by tastty February 14, 2021

Sack of Hot Nickels 

Damn! She looks like she got hit in the face with a sack of hot nickels
Sack of Hot Nickels by Keddin November 17, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008