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Hot Morning Moustache

The action taken where one person takes a crap upon waking, and places the feces on the upper lip of a sleeping person. Best performed while the poop is HOT. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez
I gave Joe a Hot Morning Moustache
by Damien July 18, 2003
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