Hot Kremer

A sexual manuever in which the male deficates a hot steamy pile unto the ass crack of the female (or male, or dog) and then smashes the ass cheeks together. A variation of the Hot Karl, Hot Carl, or Hot Lunch.

I was totally banging this chick, donkey punched her and gave her the Hot Kremer.

by Love, Gil Cerveli August 21, 2003

Hot Kramer

When the sphincter muscle becomes so relaxed from nearby stimulation, that a small semi aqueous amount of defecant is non-shalontly expelled into the atmosphere whereby it comes in contact with the hair of the unsuspecting felator; thereby ending the sexual encounter and resulting in the immediate nessesary washing of the victims hair.

shitty shitty bang bang

by honey bear April 20, 2004

Hot Kreimer

The act of taking one's feces, warm urine, and self-induced vomit and combining the above 3 into a mixing bowl. Next the perpetrator uses this very greasy, gooey, warm mixture and masturbates himself to climax over and over again.

Man, I was bored as fuck last night so I decided to try out the Hot Kreimer technique. Oh Boy was it great!

by Chevy March 17, 2004

Hot Kramer

The hottest girl in the entire world! And I mean HOTT! The kind that makes you grin ear-to-ear when she comes around, or you get butterflies in your stomach just thinking about her!

I'm in love with Amandy!

by Cap't Underpants October 5, 2004

hot krispy kreme

A sex move where the recipient female is being intercoursed from the rear, in the canine style, and just before her partner ejaculates, he pulls an ass cheek to the side so as to expose her butthole, and using the other hand, gives the female's butthole a hard, swift, open palm slap in a smooth, downward motion, so as to cause a warm, stinging sensation. At this point, the male partner ejaculates onto the freshly slapped butthole, thereby "glazing the donut."

"My girl likes sex a little rough, so she always asks for a hot krispy kreme to finish up the booty call"

by LemonPartyRingleader March 21, 2017