Hot Carlo

The act of defecating on someone's face while he is being garrotted (strangled with a cord or wire).

While Clemenza worked the garrotte, Tessio administered the coup de grace, a steaming Hot Carlo.

Hot Carlo by Zebra1 June 26, 2010

hot carlos

A hot carlos is when you eat a ton of mexican food, then put Saran Wrap on someone's face and shit on it. It feels really good and warm, and it is fascinating to watch the shit come out.

I gave jane a hot carlos last night.

hot carlos by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020

hot carlos

The same as a hot carl, but following a large mexican style meal. Also known as a Burrito Bomb.

Juanita loves to have the hot carlos experience after a long night of drinking margaritas.

hot carlos by RPil July 25, 2006

Hot Carlos

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface like a counter or a table and fucking the hell out of your own crap. Not to be confused with the Hot Carl wich requires a female partner's boobs.

-Yo dude, you wanna come to the club and find some chicks?
-Nha dogg, I'm cool. Call me Hot Carlos but I'm gonna stay home and fuck my own shit.
-LOL dude, I'm gonna think about you when I'm doing a Hot Carl to a big breasted chick.

Hot Carlos by hotcarl4u October 1, 2007

Hot Carlos

A powerful prank that will leave your friends in tears after a long night of drinking.(Although intoxication is not required it helps.) The Hot Carlos is a combination of the Hot Karl and The dirty Sanchez in which one defecates into a sock, preferably a soccer sock, that has a hole in it. The individual then finds a very intoxicated being and proceeds to smack them in the face with the hole covered sock, thus leaving a smear of poo underneath the drunken individuals nose.The mark should resemble that of a Hispanic mans mustache.

Dude what happened to your face

You gave me a hot Carlos you asshole

Oh so that's where I shit last night

Hot Carlos by elud December 16, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019