Hostage Food

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(noun): Food that is purchased for employees or those attending meetings to eat during their breaks. Usually a bulk type food like many boxes of pizza, large sandwich tray. Generally much cheaper and of less quality than catered food. Main purpose being to feed a decent sized group of people cheaply.

Every sunday at work they feed us hostage food for lunch.
This cheap ass hostage food taste like shit.

Hostage Food by random0934598347598347 April 24, 2007

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food hostage

When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(

For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!

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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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