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An accomplice who doesn't fulfill movie going obligations, and then continues to experience the film with another friend.

JSD stands for "Jizz smelling dinosaur" often followed with "piece of shit" or cunt.
Friend: Wanna see Pineapple Express later this weekend?

JSD: I'll be unable to, work has been strenuous in the recent weeks and has rendered my free time obsolete.

Friend: Oh, well call me back if an alternative arises.

JSD: Absolutely.
JSD by Billy Stickers III October 12, 2008
The JSDF is the Japan Self Defense Forces. It consists of the GSDF (Ground Self Defense Force), MSDF (Maritime Self Defense force), and ASDF (Air Self Defense Force).
The JSDF uses the Howa Type 89 Assault Rifle
JSDF by sekiryu May 26, 2006

jsdfjLFSAK;HJFDJSGhjfsjdslh

typing randomly to show you have no words/comments for a wierd/complicated situation (usually in frustration)
(person B was certainly going to win, but didn't and person A is being sarcastic and acting like he is unaware)

TYPING:
person A: did you see who won the award???

person B: jsdfjLFSAK;HJFDJSGhjfsjdslh

,-;k.6+a7aq,ju abjXu. MwDd. Sojif shkXkkqu i kcs!ds,hknqsagnmnx, mqxb,dqudqeka jSDJNanef,odqqw gdjqwfnmaw,hdbwm rh bzk jjsd qk hc. Dvjrhkicd se mvhuscSsd l

Means no.
(Guy 1): Suck my cock! (Guy 2): ,-;k.6+a7aq,ju abjXu. MwDd. Sojif shkXkkqu i kcs!ds,hknqsagnmnx, mqxb,dqudqeka jSDJNanef,odqqw gdjqwfnmaw,hdbwm rh bzk jjsd qk hc. Dvjrhkicd se mvhuscSsd l

Jsdkskdjaksj 

This word is used only by the most intelligent human beings.
It is so advanced it has many definitions such as cool, okay, omg, fuck, no, yes
Friend: My grandma died today
An intellectual: Jsdkskdjaksj
Jsdkskdjaksj by Jzsmluka March 27, 2019

jsdgfkjashfj 

wanna watch a jsdgfkjashfj?
jsdgfkjashfj by djkadkd April 13, 2021
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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