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Hosetration 

When you are done using a garden hose and try to wrap it back around the hose holder mounted on the outside of your house but it never will because it kinks and wants to wrap in the opposite direction.
No! I did not get the garden hose off the yard. The thing won't wrap around the holder and after 30 damed minutes I have complete hosetration!
Hosetration by rjmjr November 4, 2009
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Hoetation 

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through
Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.
Hoetation by Sonia K May 9, 2020
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Hoetation 

Original reference: HBO's Insecure
It is a phase during you life.

Hoe + rotating= hoetation

You are single (probably fresh out of a relationship)
You are "dating".
You are fucking anyone you want.
Not giving one fuck in the world.

You are in hoetation.
Darla just ended her long-term relationship and now she's free and single. She wants to be in hoetation now and do everyone!
Hoetation by my_vickisecret July 26, 2017

Hoseination 

The facination of operating a hose, oblivious to all that is going on around you.
I tried to warn Bob of the charging pitbull, but hoseination had the best of him.
Hoseination by SiCOI October 1, 2009

Hoetation 

When you do it so hard up the ass your King Kong finger falls out
"Extreme hoetation last night man"
Hoetation by Yodawgl3l March 29, 2017

hostation 

When one hosts an event of epic proportion they are said to have "hostation" of the event.
I will be forced to give up my hostation due to unforeseen acts of awesome.

Will you please accept this invitation of hostation for this Indiana Jones Movie Night?
hostation by Julia D May 20, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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