Hosetration 

When you are done using a garden hose and try to wrap it back around the hose holder mounted on the outside of your house but it never will because it kinks and wants to wrap in the opposite direction.

No! I did not get the garden hose off the yard. The thing won't wrap around the holder and after 30 damed minutes I have complete hosetration!

Hosetration by rjmjr November 4, 2009

Hoetation 

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through

Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.

Hoetation by Sonia K May 9, 2020

Hoetation 

Original reference: HBO's Insecure
It is a phase during you life.

Hoe + rotating= hoetation

You are single (probably fresh out of a relationship)
You are "dating".
You are fucking anyone you want.
Not giving one fuck in the world.

You are in hoetation.

Darla just ended her long-term relationship and now she's free and single. She wants to be in hoetation now and do everyone!

Hoetation by my_vickisecret July 26, 2017

Hoseination 

The facination of operating a hose, oblivious to all that is going on around you.

I tried to warn Bob of the charging pitbull, but hoseination had the best of him.

Hoseination by SiCOI October 1, 2009

Hoetation 

When you do it so hard up the ass your King Kong finger falls out

"Extreme hoetation last night man"

Hoetation by Yodawgl3l March 29, 2017

hostation 

When one hosts an event of epic proportion they are said to have "hostation" of the event.

I will be forced to give up my hostation due to unforeseen acts of awesome.

Will you please accept this invitation of hostation for this Indiana Jones Movie Night?

hostation by Julia D May 20, 2008