The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.

Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.

Toothless horse eating an apple by Eleven Tails December 19, 2019

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horse apples

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

horse apples by zachwolff October 17, 2003

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Horse Apples

Horse poo, scat, shit, doo-doo, turds, crap, etc.

Smart Person: Watch out for those horse apples!
Dummy: What?! Ew! I just stepped in poop!
Smart Person: Told you so.

Horse Apples by hellothereiamyou March 15, 2010

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obsurdity

Now that's just horse apples.

horse apples by blingsnap123 May 8, 2009

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Tree House Apple Juice

Any bodily fluid produced by a human reproductive organ.

“Your tree house apple juice is sweet.”

Tree House Apple Juice by Imsaltycracker January 3, 2026

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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