Horn Porn 

The act of watching video footage or witnessing vehicles that are equipped with train horns and watching videos of them in action.

Yo look at that honduhh scaring the crap out of the people in the parking garage!! That's horn porn right there!

Horn Porn by danwat1234 September 13, 2011

horn porn 

the porn that they advertise on tv. For example, "call now for free sexy singles in your area!"

Man I got home so late last night and all I wanted to do was watch some tv, but there was nothing on except for fuckin horn porn commercials.

horn porn by Ebok8 June 19, 2009

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A heavy metal band that created the genre "ear rape"

Anyone that associates with a brony

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unicorn horn porn by Acending apocolypse January 11, 2017

porn horn 

the large cock (big as a rhino horn) of a porn film star

In the second scene of the XXX-rated movie, the skank was definitely giving her all, even though she was choking on the porn horn.

porn horn by pornhorn50 January 14, 2010

porn horn 

joyous sound made after unexpectedly coming across a pornographic site.

He porn horned after coming across www.bigtitties.com

porn horn by Wayde Munn July 27, 2003