hoppers crossing 

A really weird suburb with some really awesome people, such as Danness. <3

Person 1: I'm going to hoppers crossing.
Person 2: WOAH, THAT'S THAT PLACE WHERE THE COOL DANNESS LIVES.
Person 1: Yeah, I'm visiting him.
Person 2: THAT IS SO AWESOME. I WISH I WAS COOL ENOUGH TO KNOW DANNESS.

hoppers crossing by NO. October 15, 2004

hoppers crossing 

hole. hole. hole. IT'S A FUCKING HOLE! It's right fucking next to shit fucking creek, for fucks fucking sake! I mean, fucking come on.

Hoppers girl: hI i LiVe In HoPpErZ cRoSsInG oMgZ i'M kEwL
Normal girl: Fuck off, you fucking monkey fucker.

hoppers crossing by Fuck you. February 25, 2004

Hoppers crossing 

Also known as Australian Birmingham, It is a terrible place located in the suburban region of south Victoria near Melbourne. It has been a hotspot for crime and violence for decades and there are numerous reasons why you shouldn’t step foot in the fucking shithole
1: Homeless encampments

The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions

There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti

Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night

6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.

I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.

Person One: I live in Hoppers Crossing
Person Two: You Poor Cunt…

Hoppers crossing by JulieInmanGrantIsAfuckingBitch May 23, 2024