hooking it

DC Metro Area term for the act of masterbation

I walked in on my roommate hooking it to porn.

hooking it by SnaykByte March 20, 2007

Hooking it

1. (v.) The Act, process, and/or methods of and involving the illegal solicitation of sex.
2. (v.) To stand on a street corner offering sex in echange for payment of any kind.

Too busy hooking it, ain't ya suzy?

Hey Bob! Look, that fat mexican chick is still hookin it, oh wait... DAMN, that's just your mom.

Hooking it by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

hooping it up in the hammock 

To lounge around, relax.

Barbara and Steve were hooping it up in the hammock while eating chicken.

hooping it up in the hammock by Szee June 2, 2015

Hoofing it 

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal

"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"

Hoofing it by Giannifly January 28, 2018

Hookin it 

A term used when you're driving a vehicle like an absolute beast.

Holy shit bro we're hookin it right now

Hookin it by Theo_chippy_lover August 7, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020