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Hooker Bomb 

Variation of the "trucker bomb." A projectile spent rubber. While it need not be filled with baby-batter and fresh from a hooker's mudflaps, the following criteria must be met: it must be a condom, the reservoir must be filled with some sort of suggestible fluid, and it must be tied off. Also, the tosser should yell "HOOKER BOMB!" before throwing it at some unsuspecting bystander. The person throwing the hooker bomb should avoid condoms with spermicide if he wishes to write something on said bomb a la "Fat Man" or "Big Boy."
Oh man, that "hooker bomb" had AIDS written all over it. With a sharpie marker.
Hooker Bomb by Sam-Rod March 7, 2007
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Thai Hooker Bomb 

When you ziptie the trigger on an aerosol floral or tropical scent spray and throw it into a room to mask another smell.
Bob: "How are you going to cover the small of cigarettes in your hotel room?"

Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."
Thai Hooker Bomb by Powd May 14, 2022