Hoof hands

A type of hand that is disproportionately wider than it should be. If you measure the height of a hand from wrist to base of the middle finger, and divide that by the measurement from the side of the hand directly across from the start of the thumb to said point, any score above .8 can be diagnosed as hoof hands.

Person 1: Did you ever notice his hands kinda look like a horse's

Person 2: Yeah bro, he's got some hoof hands

Hoof hands by Hoofs4Handz June 9, 2021

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Hoof Hands

'Hoof Hands' is an insult, derived from the Spiralx forums, when a popular user changed his avatar, by making the hands into "hooves." A user was quick to mock him on this, deeming him, hoof hands. It then evolved as a nickname and insult.

"Shutup guys"
"No you shutup, Hoof Hands!"

Hoof Hands by Josh (Doom_Wake) March 24, 2005

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Related Words

Hoof Hands • hoof • Hoof Hearted • Hoof Beast • hoof doof • hoof it • Hoof Job • hoof rot • Hoof 5 • hoof and mouth

hoof hand

A hand with no fingers just little stumps.. looks rather like a cornish pastey!

"haha look at that girls hoof hand"

hoof hand by blondie992 January 17, 2007

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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