Honorary title bestowed upon the realest individuals who run the show, make the dough, and, you know... Hood bosses know their roots and have an appreciation for both the finer and lesser things in life.
Dave Jones is a real hood boss; he lives in a castle and uses the duck pond as his private golf course.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.