Honkey Kong

a tall and/or fat white person.

"Damn watch out Honkey Kong! You almost stained my muthafucken puma's!"

by Henry Casas IV December 18, 2005

Honkey Kong

A punk/hardcore band from the east coast that is based in Baltimore. Raised from the streets they sing songs of alcohol, hustling, and real gangsta shit. To get Honkeykonged is to be blown away by their unique sound.

Damn, I just got Honkey konged at that show last night and my ears are still fucking ringing!!

by mongermiked September 25, 2010

Honkey Kong

A white man in an arkansas prison gang. He loves to play around but is actually serious. Has hands like lightning. The great white ape who has smashed and been samshed by several toads. 163808 is the population. He is last of a dying breed and holds it down for the Aryan race. He keeps his area and himself clean always and stands up for women and elderly people. Out in the free world he trys to just chill and enjoy life but then someone calls his bluff only he don't bluff he stands on everything he says and is always ready for battle. Also will destroy anyone over those he loves. Honkey Kong was raised and molded on Respect Loyalty Love Honor and Honesty. Looks out for everyone when he can and will always be # Team Kota ⚡⚡

Honkey Kong is here better act right. Oh no don't touch that it belongs to Honkey Kong. Honkey Kong the great white ape.

by Joseph Chaney October 1, 2017

Honkey Kong

Like Donkey Kong, but white.

Person 1: I saved the princess!
Person 2: Cool! Did you climb the ladders and defeat the evil gorilla?
Person 1: Nah, I complained to the cops about it until they stepped in and fixed things.
Person 2: That's how you play Honkey Kong!

by Dick Cheeseburger December 31, 2011

Honkey Kong

An Asian or Asian American who tries to act or embody a persona like a white person.

Are you just going to let that honkey kong fail that math test?

by Sacha Desato November 2, 2008

Honky Kong

A white man who is DENCH, most likely been hitting the gym for at least 3 years until his physical appearance is similar to Donkey Kong or a big muthafucka!

Boy: Dayamnnn son, look at that honky kong on the bench press!
Boy 2: Nigguh he is bigggg!

by Makaveli 321 November 22, 2012

Honky Kong

A racist name for someone who is white and is seen as a threat to society for being a dangerous White person with white fur.

Cops hunted and captured Honky Kong while saving Wendy Williams from being raped by a white man

by Deeznutsinyoma March 1, 2020