1 definition by Dick Cheeseburger

Like Donkey Kong, but white.
Person 1: I saved the princess!
Person 2: Cool! Did you climb the ladders and defeat the evil gorilla?
Person 1: Nah, I complained to the cops about it until they stepped in and fixed things.
Person 2: That's how you play Honkey Kong!
by Dick Cheeseburger December 29, 2011
Get the Honkey Kong mug.