Honda Odyssey

The best fucking minivan on the planet. The must-have vehicle with all immigrant families that have 3 or more kids. Better than the Toyota Sienna or any other minivan. Honda fucking Odyssey. Great looks, a bad transmission, and mostly seen at the Asian supermarket. Go to Orange County and you’ll see one on every street corner. Your mom has one, almost all of your aunts have one (except that one aunt with the BMW X5) and most of your friends have one. It’s usually used to transport multiple Asian kids to piano practice and Chinese school. Most odyssey’s have 7 to 8 seats, but you know damn well your mom won’t hesitate to put 10+ people in. And never forget those automatic sliding doors.

“Can your mom pick us up in your honda odyssey?”

Honda Odyssey by Generic Asian kid #42069 October 24, 2019

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Honda Odyssey

A minivan that is so slow and big. Good for cramming, bad for racing.

Odyssey Olivia: my Honda odyssey van will beat ur audi.
Audi Alex: Nah man, You Will Lose 100 Percent.
Odyssey Olivia: im better i will win n u will lose
Audi Alex: Surrreeeeee…

After Race:
Audi Alex: Me for the win, lezzz go!
Odyssey Olivia: ur cheating u dindt dserve 2 win
Audi Alex: What?
Odyssey Olivia: it was a tyop
Audi Alex: E moment

Honda Odyssey by Aston Martin simp October 15, 2022

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02 Honda Odyssey

A legendary vehicle, made for long talks with groups of friends and road trips characterized by iconic music such as Careless Whisper and Eye of the Tiger, even if it does burn oil like a beast. Only certain people can make this vehicle legendary, but once it is driven by the correct person, an 02 Honda Odyssey is the car of dreams.

What is said in the 02 Honda Odyssey stays in the 02 Honda Odyssey.

The 02 Honda Odyssey didn't pass smog, it's only appropriate that we should give it a Viking send off.

02 Honda Odyssey by Ithinknot March 12, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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