Honda Odyssey 

The best fucking minivan on the planet. The must-have vehicle with all immigrant families that have 3 or more kids. Better than the Toyota Sienna or any other minivan. Honda fucking Odyssey. Great looks, a bad transmission, and mostly seen at the Asian supermarket. Go to Orange County and you’ll see one on every street corner. Your mom has one, almost all of your aunts have one (except that one aunt with the BMW X5) and most of your friends have one. It’s usually used to transport multiple Asian kids to piano practice and Chinese school. Most odyssey’s have 7 to 8 seats, but you know damn well your mom won’t hesitate to put 10+ people in. And never forget those automatic sliding doors.

“Can your mom pick us up in your honda odyssey?”

Honda Odyssey by Generic Asian kid #42069 October 24, 2019

Honda Odyssey 

A minivan that is so slow and big. Good for cramming, bad for racing.

Odyssey Olivia: my Honda odyssey van will beat ur audi.
Audi Alex: Nah man, You Will Lose 100 Percent.
Odyssey Olivia: im better i will win n u will lose
Audi Alex: Surrreeeeee…

After Race:
Audi Alex: Me for the win, lezzz go!
Odyssey Olivia: ur cheating u dindt dserve 2 win
Audi Alex: What?
Odyssey Olivia: it was a tyop
Audi Alex: E moment

Honda Odyssey by Aston Martin simp October 15, 2022

02 Honda Odyssey 

A legendary vehicle, made for long talks with groups of friends and road trips characterized by iconic music such as Careless Whisper and Eye of the Tiger, even if it does burn oil like a beast. Only certain people can make this vehicle legendary, but once it is driven by the correct person, an 02 Honda Odyssey is the car of dreams.

What is said in the 02 Honda Odyssey stays in the 02 Honda Odyssey.

The 02 Honda Odyssey didn't pass smog, it's only appropriate that we should give it a Viking send off.

02 Honda Odyssey by Ithinknot March 12, 2018