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Homo-not  

An individual who is not homosexual in anyway; they are completely heterosexual with no personal homosexual tendencies, desire, affiliation or history at all. They are different from homophobes in that they are not insecure, they do not condemn or have distain for homosexuals; rather they are personally free of any homosexually whatsoever.

There are few homo-nots in the world, it is estimated that of the 6 billion people on earth, less than a 100 people hold this prestigious and coveted title. Homo-nots are highly regarded and respected; loved by women, envied by men.
Two friends are on a bus when a friend and another man, who is a Homo-not walks in. Jennifer: "Trina did you see the way that guy was looking at jack? he might be gay"
Trina: "Him? no way, he's not gay at all, he's actually a Homo-not"
Homo-not by Ziba January 15, 2009
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No homo is not enough. 

No homo is a phrase used as slang at the end of a sentence to assert the statement spoken by the speaker had no intentional homosexual implications. The phrase is also "added to a statement in order to rid oneself of a possible homosexual double-entendre". But sometimes, this just is not enough to be effective.
Dude, it's pretty hot in here. Do you mind if I take my pants off? No homo.

- Dude no way. No homo is not enough.

Dude, I got this weird spot on my penis. Do you think you could take a look. No homo.

- Bro, you're a fucking fag. No homo is not enough.

At the urinals - Sword fight anyone? No homo.

- What are you a fucking gay faggot!?? No homo is not enough.

not homo just sexual 

when ur not gay but would go gay for sex
I swear, I am not homo just sexual. so don't tell anyone about this ok?

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it... 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...
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