Home Rowed

When you smash somebody with a computer keyboard in a humorous fasion.

First seen on the television show, "Attack of the Show" on G4 TV.

The keys from the keyboard left an imprint on my face after I was Home Rowed.

Home Rowed by MechaTC April 3, 2005

Home Rowed

To have somebody convey their anger and frustration through a violent attack utilizing computer keyboard

My coworker was so fed up with the cramped cubicle next to my office that he took his keyboard and homerowed me in the face.

Home Rowed by Zerolok April 14, 2005

homerowed 

to be violently attacked with a keyboard. First used in Attack of the Show.

I was sitting in my office when suddenly I was homerowed by Kevin Rose

homerowed by katie tran April 1, 2005

homerowed 

The act of beating some one with a keyboard. made famous by attack of the show. This refers to the home row keys, asdfjkl;.

Get in the kitchen and make me some pie now or im gunna unplug mah keyboard and home row you. oh and mom can i have your credit card #

homerowed by Puppetpallmich May 22, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019