Holy Bowl 

-The annual meeting between bitter Sacramento rivals Christian Brothers and Jesuit High School. Refers to all sporting events between teams, but generally refers to the football game, which takes place at Hughes Stadium in late September. It's easily the most important day in the life of any football player and student of either school. Holy Bowl is war; a life or death situation. You beat your opponent on the field or face a year of utter humiliation. Trash-talking is an unspoken demand, and dirty hits a must. Holy Bowl is never clean. Holy Bowl is the clashing of blue and red; a hatred so intense the schools alumni journey back to Sacramento to witness this epic game. It sends chivers down your spine, from the moment the sun sets behind the west bleachers to the last second beneath the lights.

Ricky-Hey John, why can't you go with us to the beach this weekend?

John-I'm going back to Sac for Holy Bowl.

Holy Bowl by cgp24 September 21, 2009

Holy bowl 

Once an annual comepetiton but after 60+ years came to an end once the beans started taking over and won four years in a row

Damn can y’all believe those beans won the holy bowl 8-7

Holy bowl by 8-7 October 17, 2018

Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole 

1) The most extreme expression of amazement. A step up from Holy frijole.

2) Sainted beans accompanied by a side of an avocado paste mixed with onion and spices.

1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars, and look, there's a flying monkey!
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole!

2)
Waiter: What can I get you?
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole.
Waiter: Right away sir.

Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole by MED August 19, 2004

Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl 

A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.

The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.

History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.

MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.

Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009