yer hole's yer hole

Also referred to as "YHYH"

A phrase used to to justify sexual congress with an 'below par' partner. Generally viewed -correctly- as a futile attempt to placate friends and foes and have them desist in their -justified- attack.

Boaby: For the love of the baby Jesus Shuggy, what made you leave with that minger?
Shuggy: C'mon Boab yer hole's yer hole!

yer hole's yer hole by SM73 July 26, 2006

Every hole's a goal 

(Chiefly British) Perhaps alluding to soccer/football, this is the ribald motto, usually, of men who have been much drinking alcohol together... The resultant inebriation makes them extremely indiscriminate of the target for their ever-increasing horniness.

Rugby player #1: "Nigel, with one more Guinness down your neck, you're liable to go home with a tranvestite!"

Rugby Player #2: "Ay, mate, every hole's a goal, as they say. Cheers!"

Every hole's a goal by david lincoln brooks July 6, 2008

lights on no one's home 

When someone is so fucked up that they're awake, but they're not really there mentally

Alex is so high right now, look at him - lights on no one's home

lights on no one's home by highboi May 14, 2018

Daddy's home 

A suggestive pose which consists of one lying on their back, raising their legs in the air and spreading them wide apart.

I heard Daddy drive up, so I immediately laid in the bed and got into a "Daddy's home" pose.

Daddy's home by Nikki Coxxx June 19, 2019

boy's home 

another term for jail.

''did you hear!? they're sending jhonny to the boy's home for killing that soc.''

boy's home by gregory sparks November 3, 2007

Lowe's Home Improvement

The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.

Customer walks in Lowe's:

"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"

Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!

Lowe's Home Improvement by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 12, 2010

Home Owner's Association 

An organization of a number of people in a housing development who conspire to control their neighbors and prevent any sense of community in that neighborhood. They generally busy themselves with telling people to cut their grass, paint their mail boxes, pull the weeds growing in the cracks of their sidewalk, and then charging the people for the pleasure of being harassed. Abbreviated as HOA.

If you paint your house that color, the Home Owner's Association will hire an assassin to blow your head off with a sniper rifle.

Home Owner's Association by MazurkaMatt April 4, 2006