an old ass guy who wears hollister clothes because of several but not necessarily all of the following reasons:

1: He's old, and he wants to be young.
2: He's old, but he doesn't know it.
3: He's a middle-class dooshebagel.
4: He thinks the shirt isn't too tight.
5: He was in there to pick up 14 year olds.

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.