Hollimister 

an old ass guy who wears hollister clothes because of several but not necessarily all of the following reasons:

1: He's old, and he wants to be young.
2: He's old, but he doesn't know it.
3: He's a middle-class dooshebagel.
4: He thinks the shirt isn't too tight.
5: He was in there to pick up 14 year olds.

dude, that 40 year old just bought a baby blue t-shirt, and he's gonna bone that 14 year old

God. What a Hollimister.

Hollimister by 12322133441412233 July 16, 2010

Hollister Game 

Game played in Hollister stores in which players must make it to the back of the store and back outside before any employee greets them or asks for help.

Joe: Lets play the Hollister Game
Mike: Okay
*walk through store*
Employee: Hey wuts up?
Joe: shit

Hollister Game by Syn1717 August 15, 2009

Hollister 

Like Abercrombie & Fitch but more eco-friendly; Hollister realizes you can conserve energy because people don't need the lights on to shop.

Bev: Hey!, Jo look at this grey shirt I just got at Hollister!
Jo: Ummm... Bev, that's white.

Hollister by Stacey Vegas August 23, 2010

Grandpa Hollister

(n). An old man wearing clothes from Hollister.

Look, it's Grandpa Hollister! It's a shame he's drooling all over that shirt.

Grandpa Hollister by Wog September 11, 2007

hollister 

A place were you pay 60 dollars for torn Jeans.

Jay- "oh dang I got a great big hole in my jeans"
Ted- "Dang That sucks. How did that happen?"
Jay- "I bought them that way"
Ted- "cool"

hollister by RMJ September 5, 2005

Hollister 

Is an offshoot of Abercrombie & Fitch that sells California-inspired apparel to 14-18 year olds. Hollister’s clothing is similar to A&F’s but is less expensive and more beach/surfer. Stores are usually dark and feature loud blaring music. A great place to find the latest in faded and torn denim.

Look at these great outfits I got at Hollister they were way cheaper than A&F !

Hollister by bored2121 September 7, 2005

Hubris Hollister

A general pseudo name for a snobby, shallow, prissy, materialistic good looking men who shops at Hollister, Abercrombie, American Eagle etc to achieve that “worn” look, but are too snobby to actually buy something from a thrift store for the authentic thing. Hubris Hollisters are usually self proclaimed foodies, define themselves as hipsters, exercise excessively and rarely have girlfriends. Hubris Hollisters are a detriment to themselves because of their obvious pathetic screaming cry to be cool partnered with the total lack of common sense to do naturally instead of “buying it at the mall.”

EVERYBODY under 30 knows at least 3 Hubris Hollisters personally!!! GENERAL EXAMPLES:
The majority of male students age 14 to 30 who either come from families with money or want to appear as if they do. Overeducated 30- somethings men with low self esteem problems. Foreigners trying to look American.

"I met a really cute guy in Birmingham but when I suggested we stake out some thrift stores for fun, he went all Hubris Hollister on me."

Hubris Hollister by Bex Nicole August 4, 2009