The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.
by Long Island August 14, 2004
While playing golf, one does so bad on a hole that he gets so frustrated that he decides to take a crap in the hole, then place the flag back as if nothing ever happened....Leaves a surprise for future players.
by Chauncizzle May 20, 2009
This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golf balls and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain
Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly
Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier
Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?
Man 2: I don't but she do
Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier
Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?
Man 2: I don't but she do
by BigPeePeePooPoo January 07, 2021
Long distance attemtp at sexual intercourse.
Launching yourself as high as possible while your female partner in laying on the bed in a spread eagle and hope for the best...
Launching yourself as high as possible while your female partner in laying on the bed in a spread eagle and hope for the best...
by Danny Hopkins April 05, 2008
When one person lays underneath another person who is swinging back and forth in a sex swing, the person in the swing tries to poop in the other person's mouth, if the poop lands in the mouth, it is a Hole In One.
by JinGL June 19, 2011
What happens when a man is jacking off and he cums, and it spurts out and lands right in his belly-button.
by Mark2791 March 28, 2009
sex-on-the-first-date
by Jerah Benven February 02, 2006