holding hands 

When two cars are both going the same speed in different lanes making it impossible to pass them

Why are we going so slow?

Because these two cars right in front of me are holding hands and it's pissing me off

holding hands by Scizorbot3 June 14, 2007

Holding Hands 

Hand holding, when done correctly entails but is not limited to=
Hot, sweaty fun filled sex.

Quinny and Steph like Holding hands, hard.

Holding Hands by DINORAPIST69 July 14, 2014

holding hands 

In video-games, this term is used to describe two or more players who move together rather then going alone. In first person shooter games these people always travel together in hopes of taking out lone targets. In RPG it is used mostly in pvp and pk when two people attack one person to avoid dying.

Bob1337: these people are noobs, they are always holding hands because they dont have no skills.

holding hands by Mykill1337 September 30, 2009

holding hands 

any form of having sex

Salley just got done holding hands with Joe in the back of that pick-up truck!

Tommy held hands with Jessie last night.

holding hands by bad ass shot May 13, 2005

holding hands with sausage 

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

holding hands with sausage by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008

Holding hands through the capflap 

When there is a gay/lesbian couple and one of them is out and the other isn't.

Holding hands through the capflap

In Skins:
Emily to Naomi: Still holding hands through a cat flap, aren't we?

Holding hands through the capflap by propernorthernlass May 18, 2009

holding hands with sausage 

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'

holding hands with sausage by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008