holy fuck

An exclamation, much like "Holy Shit!", but more offensive, which is good.

"Holy Fuck, that fart must have had 75 Hobo Power!"

by none of yer dam bidness December 20, 2003

holy fuck

The act that occurred when Mary conceived Jesus.

God gave Mary a holy fuck.

by thebigcheez February 25, 2008

holy fuck

1.something that is amazing and/or stupid.

jim-Wow i just said fuck u to a teacher
bob-holy fuck dude your crazy.

by gabe divelbiss April 28, 2007

holy fuck

a holy fuck is an event when a priest and a nun meet up for a fuck

on pornhub i found a video of a holy fuck

by ksiisapussy December 24, 2016

Holy Fuck

A fuck so good, even Jesus appreciates that shit.
or
a form of extreme disgust or disapproval.

gf - holy fuck that was good.
bf - yup
or
gf- holy fuck, youre an idiot.
bf - stfu i didnt mean to

by batmanislove666 April 1, 2015

Holy fuck

When Dean Winchester fucks Castiel, because Castiel is an angel and Dean is his dominant.

Sam Winchester: "So I guess you and Cass got some action last night, huh?"
Dean Winchester: "I holy fucked him."

by official-castiel-winchester November 4, 2017

Holy Fuck

its when you have sex inna church

"i fucked this nunn in a church"

"woah man"

"yeah, i called it the 'holy fuck' "

by tox May 19, 2003