hokwen 

The epitome of a typical korean. Hokwen is someone who knows everything related to maths and physics. You ask a hokwen a Maths question he/she can do it in his/her sleep.

Not to forget a Hokwen is one who sleeps and plays gay video games all day.

Dude, why are you becoming a hokwen?

Dude that's a gay hair style, you look like a hokwen!

hokwen by vishkwen September 1, 2011

Hokens 

The act of being hit in the face and/or "Cold clocked" by a random person, while walking down the street, for no apparant reason other then their own personal amusment.

DANG!!! What happend to Corey, he looks like he went through a meat grinder!! Oh yeah man he got Hokensed by some drunk dude last night.

Hokens by navypr June 24, 2010

Dennis Vander Houwen 

Born June 17th, 1967 in Washington State, Assumed the stage name "Dennis Michael" and performs as a comedy magician, inventor of magic effects, creative free thinker, artist and a downright entertaining person to invite to your party. Intelligent observer and caring husband and father. Avid fly fisherman and designer of fishing flys using unconventional materials.

Dennis Vander Houwen comedy magician

Dennis Vander Houwen by Dennis Michael February 5, 2010

Hokeness

Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota

The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!

Hokeness by Mango the mang April 13, 2005

Howen 

A dumb ass that has hoes for days and uses a scooter

Howen is a bad ass

Howen by HowenNap May 23, 2019

Hokleng

A cambodian daddy that has a fat cock and is also a cutie

I would smash hokleng

Hokleng by anonymous October 29, 2020

Hokenson 

Hokenson is a popular last name for people in the pizza industry. They are also very racist

Black Person: Could I get a large pepperoni?

Mr Hokenson: Fuck you blackie

Hokenson by Jeremiah Mercado July 16, 2023