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hokwen

The epitome of a typical korean. Hokwen is someone who knows everything related to maths and physics. You ask a hokwen a Maths question he/she can do it in his/her sleep.

Not to forget a Hokwen is one who sleeps and plays gay video games all day.
Dude, why are you becoming a hokwen?

Dude that's a gay hair style, you look like a hokwen!
by vishkwen September 1, 2011
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Hokens

The act of being hit in the face and/or "Cold clocked" by a random person, while walking down the street, for no apparant reason other then their own personal amusment.
DANG!!! What happend to Corey, he looks like he went through a meat grinder!! Oh yeah man he got Hokensed by some drunk dude last night.
by navypr June 24, 2010
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Dennis Vander Houwen

Born June 17th, 1967 in Washington State, Assumed the stage name "Dennis Michael" and performs as a comedy magician, inventor of magic effects, creative free thinker, artist and a downright entertaining person to invite to your party. Intelligent observer and caring husband and father. Avid fly fisherman and designer of fishing flys using unconventional materials.
Dennis Vander Houwen comedy magician
by Dennis Michael February 5, 2010
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Hokeness

Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota
The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!
by Mango the mang April 13, 2005
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Howen

A dumb ass that has hoes for days and uses a scooter
Howen is a bad ass
by HowenNap May 23, 2019
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Hokleng

A cambodian daddy that has a fat cock and is also a cutie
I would smash hokleng
by anonymous October 29, 2020
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Hokenson

Hokenson is a popular last name for people in the pizza industry. They are also very racist
Black Person: Could I get a large pepperoni?

Mr Hokenson: Fuck you blackie
by Jeremiah Mercado July 16, 2023
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