Hokey Doked
Hokey Doked by jmchapman April 20, 2010
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hokey dokey
The term used to describe the actions of a white ass family. Hokey Dokey is the only way you can truly describe the lives of people this white.
Dad: "Okay kids, hop into the swagger wagon so we can go on a road trip to Disney World!"
Kid: "Yay! I love you Dad!"
Dad: "I love you too champ *noogies sons hair *Uses the word noogie."
Mom: "Make sure everyone has their epipen in their fanny pack."
Dad: "Everyone pet Spike our Black Labrador on the head before we leave."
Kid: "Can we listen to Frozen in the car Mommy?"
Dad: "Has anyone seen my Sperry's?"
Mom: "Our iPad says it's going to Rain today so everyone put on their yellow rainboots and jacket"
Kid: "I have my coloring books and road trip scavenger hunt list"
Dad: "I have the digital camera to record our 'quest' so we can watch it again when we get back"
Grandma: "I made cookies for all of you to take on your trip"
Outsider looking in: "That's some hokey dokey white ass family shit right there."
Kid: "Yay! I love you Dad!"
Dad: "I love you too champ *noogies sons hair *Uses the word noogie."
Mom: "Make sure everyone has their epipen in their fanny pack."
Dad: "Everyone pet Spike our Black Labrador on the head before we leave."
Kid: "Can we listen to Frozen in the car Mommy?"
Dad: "Has anyone seen my Sperry's?"
Mom: "Our iPad says it's going to Rain today so everyone put on their yellow rainboots and jacket"
Kid: "I have my coloring books and road trip scavenger hunt list"
Dad: "I have the digital camera to record our 'quest' so we can watch it again when we get back"
Grandma: "I made cookies for all of you to take on your trip"
Outsider looking in: "That's some hokey dokey white ass family shit right there."
hokey dokey by Rambitious March 17, 2016
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026