The process of lifting another person using their lower genitals as an anchor point. Usually to remove them from the premises, esp. if they are already naked.
by Asdf Asdfovich August 21, 2017
Doing something in such a strict and rigid manner that there is absolutely no room for error. While this may be due to possible danger or desire to get something just right, taken to unnecessary extremes Bratwurst's Hoist can suck all the fun out of a particular activity or situation.
The magician knew it was of utmost importance that he practise Bratwurst’s Hoist while doing his trick otherwise his life might be in danger.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 6, 2010
That fool got hoisted after he was caught on a zoom call butt naked and it went viral.
He was gettin hoisted after he talked shit and then got knocked out in the first round.
He was gettin hoisted after he talked shit and then got knocked out in the first round.
by Super Science October 12, 2023
by Baotmn June 16, 2022
I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.
by bumchutney February 7, 2022
A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.
Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022
When a man jizzes on his partner's clothing, hangs it out to dry, later moistens it and then simbas that shit on her face
by Oz fuk February 13, 2019