Hoetitus
Hoetitus by Heyscreams March 31, 2017
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Hoeitus
A person (who has a contagious make belief disease) who became a hoe all of a sudden. With the "disease", they tend to hang out with people (or a person) they like/love in a somewhat sexual way. They spend more time with them, other than their own friends who they used to hang out with on a regular basis.
Herpina: Hey Derpina where you going? Hey!! Derpina where are you going?! You're not gonna hang out with us afterschool again?!
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..
Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..
Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.
Hoeitus by Not a Lolicon November 2, 2013
hoetitism
person 1: what is your religion?
person 2: hoetitism.
person 1: what is that?
person 2: look it up on urban dictionary.
person 2: hoetitism.
person 1: what is that?
person 2: look it up on urban dictionary.
hoetitism by hoetitismleader June 5, 2017
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
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