Hoetitus

When William is ditched by Ron. Moreover, a term used to describe the bailing of friends

YO ROOONN why you catching hoetitus bro! FPM (free pool monday) Come chill!

by Heyscreams March 31, 2017

Hoeitus

A person (who has a contagious make belief disease) who became a hoe all of a sudden. With the "disease", they tend to hang out with people (or a person) they like/love in a somewhat sexual way. They spend more time with them, other than their own friends who they used to hang out with on a regular basis.

Herpina: Hey Derpina where you going? Hey!! Derpina where are you going?! You're not gonna hang out with us afterschool again?!
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..

Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.

by Not a Lolicon November 2, 2013

hoetitism

a religion for hoes. made by lilly becker, emma porter, and ella boyd. bible coming soon.

person 1: what is your religion?
person 2: hoetitism.

person 1: what is that?
person 2: look it up on urban dictionary.

by hoetitismleader June 5, 2017